Screen time
Daily average: all of it.
23h 56m▲ 4% from last week
📱Scrolling19h 12m
📈Checking the chart4h 40m
🤳Selfies in armour38m
⚔️Actual sword stuff4m
👀Looking up0m
Mini game
Try to make him look up.
Send him a message. Any message. People have been trying for weeks.
swordubberonline · always
Today
cant talk rn. on phone
Times he looked up: 0 · Messages sent: 0
Meanwhile
A portal opened. Phone-shaped.
The one thing in the kingdom he noticed straight away.
Court is in session
The dragon has been waving for an hour.
It made a sign. It practised a speech. He has typed "one sec" four times and meant none of them.